Sk8ter Grrrl.

Avril wants you to know that despite looking like a slutty Fievel Mousekewitz, she can f. your s. up.

Quoth she (in the new Maxim):
"Some chick came up to me and got in my face and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don’t go looking for fights, but if someone comes up to me and pushes me, I’m not going to take it."

Hoorah for, er, kickboxing.