(Batshit) Quote of the day.

Since Josh called dibs on my favorite batshit quote of the day (Ann Coulter on what she'd be doing if Gore had been elected in 2000: "I'd be storing away all my summer burkas and, accompanied by a male relative, taking my winter burkas to the dry cleaners to be freshened up."), I present to you this piece of wisdom from Marion "Pat" Robertson:

These things [earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis] are starting to hit with amazing regularity. If you read back in the Bible, the letter of the apostle Paul to the church of Thessalonia, he said that in the latter days before the end of the age that the Earth would be caught up in what he called the birth pangs of a new order. And for anybody who knows what it's like to have a wife going into labor, you know how these labor pains begin to hit. I don't have any special word that says this is that, but it could be suspiciously like that. What was called the blessed hope of the Bible is that one day Jesus Christ would come back again, start a whole new era, that this world order that we know would change into something that would be wonderful that we'd call the millennium. And before that good time comes there will be some difficult days and there will be likened to what a woman goes through in labor just before she brings forth a child.

Got it kids? Natural disasters are a new thing and, thus, the end times are upon us.