For the drunks.

And you know who I'm talkin' 'bout.

I present to you the Drinkometer - The Drink-o-Meter Test - How much Alcohol have you consumed?

Knock yerselves out.

I've consumed roughly 4,513.86 drinks.
I get the feeling that my total might be kinda low in comparison to others...

(Link via Thighs once again.)