Joy of joys.

Are you people watching The Amazing Race 5 yet? I know Tom and Jessica are. All y'all motherfucker better be... and soon.

Last night's episode was beyone excellent. It answered the age old question "Is there anything better than watching a midg-- er, little person schlep around a huge piece of beef?"

The answer, btw, is yes, there is something much better. And it is watching a mi-- um, little person eat two pounds of Russian caviar.