A. Dick and his doll parts.

This is so the best (from Gawker/Page Six):

Andy Dick Is the New Courtney Love And the New Tara Reid:

Now that Courtney Love has been banished to quitters-ville, it's Andy Dick's time to shine. Not only did he go batshit insane at nightclub Suede, bursting into tears over the death of his “best friend” Rick James, but he also called N’Sync member Joey Fatone “the fat one” and threw $100 at the dishwasher. Reportedly he was begging for coke and tried to stick his tongue down the throat of former actor Seth Green.

Our verdict: this rules. Rules rules rules. We'll totally buy Andy half a gram and let him make out with us.