Savage PSA.

Dan Savage gets his dirrrt on:

Hey, Partnership for a Drug-Free America: If you want to get the attention of young adults, a short film about seven college-age kids who take Ecstasy and wind up in a heap fucking each other in every possible position and gender combination—straight guys doing straight guys, straight girls doing straight girls—would be a lot more effective than that awful one about how pot causes date rape. Suggested cast for "Mistakes Were Made": Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne [as the girl who pressures everyone into trying Ecstasy], Aaron Carter, Tom Welling, and pro-snowboarder/skateboarder Sean White. If you need help scripting this epic, you have my e-mail address.