Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Wiener dog!

And you thought the carnal filth of the Zach Braff story was too much to bare... Peabs reports on some debauchery that would make Caligula (or, at the very least, J.B. Fletcher) blush. Read it for yourselves. (Just to prime the pump, Peabs' epic tale involves Heather Matarazzo, a large fishbowl, doody, watersports, Bill Cosby, and an alien fetish.)

9 Comments:

At 12:04 PM, Blogger Dashiell said...

None of these links that you provide make any sense. They all see like retarded children trying to be funny except in the end they are just retarded.

 
At 12:20 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Clearly someone is not on the Obvs in '04 train. Shmears.

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger Dashiell said...

My point exactly.

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger Joshua said...

I totally have to side with Pierluigi on this one. This whole Peabs thing is getting retarded megafast. He/she/they are totally the Dave Eggers(es) of Blogtopia. Same goes for whatevs.org (I mean, are the two sites even distinguishable in the least way?) The first post I read was funny for about half of its length, and then it just fizzled out on me. And by fizzled I mean "became so unbelieavably annoying I broke a wine bottle and fucked myself with the jagged end instead of reading the whole thing."

Sorry to hate on your mom's blogs and all, dude, but, what can I do?

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger Tim said...

The stock market remains above 10,000. Obvs in '04 holds no interest to Pier. Voting is for "faggot niggas." Shmears.

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Josh, you are so right. After your post, I have begun to see just how boring and lame Peabs and Uncle Grambo are. I have deleted my bookmarks to whatevs and peabs and am now regularly visitng Zach Braff's blog. It is so funny and way awesome. Did you read today's post? Oh man, Garden State is on 600 screens! And he wants to drink milk from doves! He's such a lovable goofball. Oh that Zach.

Anyway, thanks again for opening my eyes.

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger Dashiell said...

I think you've hit your limit on the number of times you bring up the 10k stock market thing. gotta find a new bag.

 
At 7:34 AM, Blogger Tim said...

I was unaware you had diversified your reasons for never voting. My apologies.

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger Dashiell said...

i haven't diversified, but i'm sure you can come up with more quips than just the 10k over and over again.

 

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