Music crit of the day.

"Then again, these session players sound to have been paid $50 and an autographed copy of 'Praise You' while Fatboy drank the high-priced blood of Asian babies from a platinum chalice on the deck of his yacht made from vintage Les Pauls floating in his personal lake filled with the tears of supermodels. "

--Pitchfork hating on the new Fatboy Slim record.