Ouch.

"She sounded horse. Not hoarse, but like an actual horse after it had been run through the glue factory. On top of that she kept clutching at her crotch. But, again, not in the boastful manner that someone such as Nelly normally does; more like someone who might be suffering from a raging case of something nasty. "

--Aidin Vaziri, on Courtney Love, in one of the funniest concert reviews I have ever read.