Adventures in hyperbole.

Happy Birthday, America. Hope you like some of the overheated rhetoric I just found:

1. "[Live 8 is] the greatest thing that's ever been organized in the history of the world."
   --Chris Martin.
   
   
2. "It is a good template for films of the second millennium."
   --IMDb commenter donzilla on Woquini Adams's Accidental Stripper.
   
   
3. And, because we just can't get enough, Deepak Chopra enters the Cruise/Shields fray.