Michael Bay's Holy Trinity.

The Island tanked at the box office and Michael Bay is desperately trying to make himself feel better:
"Everyone from Spielberg to Zemeckis to Kubrick — they've all had big flops," he said. "I was five for five. You know it's going to happen."

Yeah, those opening weekend numbers on Barry Lyndon... they were just off, man.

(And am I hallucinating or did he invoke the director of Dr. Strangelove and the director of Death Becomes Her in the same sentence? Oh he did? Thanks. I just needed to clarify that.)