Hot links.

Too... hot... to... think... or... write...
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• Joke of the day:
  Why did the Republican cross the road?
  To get away from a black person.
  
  
• Joke of the day, Part the Second:
  How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in, and four to hate gay people.
  
  
• This amuses me way more than it probably should. (Via Dan.)
  
  
• War of the Worlds as 9/11 porn? Tim Noah says yup. Edelstein: no.
  
  
• Tickets go onsale for this bit of theatrical esoterica tomorrow. I'm there. (In other esoteric theatrical news, tickets are already on sale for this tour de force.)
  
  
• (Funniest)Meanest Blog Headline of the day.
  
  
• Trent linked to (and hated on) this David LaChapelle promo for Lost. I kind of like it. I'm no fan of LaChapelle's recent video work, but this one... it's reigned in. It's still a little campy and over-the-top, but it works. Plus that Portishead song is sexy.
  
  
• I have wicked smart friends. Or at least one wicked smart friend. Check out Josh's rundown on John Roberts.
  
  
• Will someone tell me when the hell Café Lumière is getting a Los Angeles release/screening? Thank you.
  
  
• I just went over to visit my beloved cinetrix and discovered that she'd posted a "too hot to write" list of links, too. (Bullet stizz, no less.) Great minds or something.