Obvs In '04.

I uncovered this illuminating interview betwixt O'Reilly and the Peabs. Dig:

O'REILLY: With us now is democratic Presidential candidate Peabs, a representative from Michigan, and the author of the blog So Sayeth The Peabs.
All right, now, you want anybody in America to take any substance and be left alone.
PEABS: Schmobvs. Contrary to popular belief, drugs are effing best. Shmears, Bill.
O'REILLY: Heroin, cocaine.
PEABS: Duh.
O'REILLY: But, darling, how do you know they're not violating other people's rights?
PEABS: Well, say, for examps, Peabs gets behind the wheel while effed out of his mizz. Whether I happen to be intoxicated on alcohol or on marijuana or on heroin, Peabs shouldn’t be penalized one fucking iota. Obvs.


For more reading here's an interview Peabs did with the Lou Dobbs. (Sample exchange: LD: What would you say to those that claim genital size and curvature is unimportant to the electorate, and that your attacks on John Kerry relating to said are the worst kind of negative campaigning and mudslinging?
Peabs: Peabs only speaks truths, Lou. Obvs, if you've got a small D, I'm gonna attack you. I don't feel this is "mudslinging," per se, just brutal honesty from a man who happens to be blessed down below. Bovs.)