Appealing to the pastry-buggering aficionados and other Monday morning musings.

I posted most of these as individual items this morning. It looked cluttered and dumb, so I have condensed that shit for your reading pleasure.

• Defamer deconstructs the Jersey Girl DVD artwork.
  
  
• Reason #318,204 why I should get TiVo: TiVo and Netflix are joining forces and creating the ultimate tool for slothful/stoner behavior. Me likey.
  
  
• Best before and after pic evs. OK, maybe not evs... But for today.
  
  
• Warner Bros. is fucking with David O. Russell over his mini-doc/companion piece to Three Kings. WB is all "We didn't know it was going to be political." Excuse me? David O. Russell asks you for a couple hundred grand to make this piece on Iraq and the aftermath of the first Gulf War and they didn't think it was going to be political?