Summing up the Grammy's.

1) Remember the M.O.A.B.? I wish the Staples Center was M.O.A.B.'d last night, oh, right around the time that Kanye West had his shadow-play encounter with Jesus and then ascended to the rafters with his angel wings.

2) As usual, Sasha nails it: "Alicia Keys may sound like the girl at Subway singing along to the radio (though not as good), but she is real purty."

3) As previously noted by Tim, Scott Weiland sounds exactly like Neil Diamond.

4) Loretta Lynn rules.

5) When are the Black Eyed Peas going to go away forever?