Noni slums it.

Rather than sending DanaStevensLizPenn to review another el crapo sequel, the NY Times sent my beloved Noni Da to sit through Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. She's not lovin' it:
"Sandra Bullock looks as if she would rather be shoveling pig waste - though of course in some respects that is exactly what she's doing. "

Hey now! She drops a pig shit analogy! It's nice but it can't compete with the dizzying heights of the "Triumph of the Will/airborne scrotum" bit in her Polar Express review. But then, what can?