Burnin' Love.

I love the email I get at work. An excerpt:

A chance to see 'Burning Passion' in a real, live theater
4/15/06

Dear Ben,

A lot of people have asked me when they can see 'Burning Passion' on the big screen. Sorry for the short notice, but how about next week?
'Burning Passion' is my film about the guy who ejaculates fire. The film has done pretty well in film festivals...