Friday, April 01, 2005

You Live in a Houseboat.

As part of the April Fools festivities, Scott Stereogum switched up his "Rockin' the iPod" feature to include such treats as Amy Grant and Chris Gaines, etc. He also included a band that I've nevin heard, but now I need to. That band? Anal Cunt. I mean, how can I resist [a] a band with that name, [b] an album with 52 songs, [c] an album with 52 songs with titles like "Jack Kevorkian is Cool," "You've Got Cancer," "You Are a Food Critic," "Pottery's Gay," "You're Gay," "You Have Goals," "Being a Cobbler is Dumb," " René Auberjonois," and my personal favorite, "You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)."
How can you go wrong?

Still haven't heard any Anal Cunt, but am sorely disappointed by the lyrics. Here are the complete lyrics to "Dishwalla/Everclear":
"you went to see dishwalla and everclear, you're gay you're a fucking queer [x2]."
That said, there is something (to quote Ms. Paglia) vivacious about the lyrics to "René Auberjonois":

"[chorus:] rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2]
you were on benson,you were in m.a.s.h.,you're french you're gay and you suck
you were in police academy 5,now you're on deep space 9
you were my best friend the vampire,i wish you would fucking retire


At 5:15 AM, Blogger Joshua said...

I can't believe you've never heard of Anal Cunt. I used to have a cd of theirs in college but then I lost it.

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I knew the AC drummer waaay back in the day. I recommend their Oi cover of "Stayin' Alive" [Oi Oi Oi Oi Stayin' alive stayin' alive]. They also covered Eddy Grant's "Electric Avenue." - cinetrix

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