Tuesday, November 08, 2005

This Pitchfork review is beyond best for a number of reasons:

  1. It's reviewing the new Goblin Cock jawn. Yes, kids, Goblin Cock. (Credit where credit is due: TMFTML was hip to this shit way back in the day. [Like, uh, last week.])

  2. The album's cover looks like this:


  3. The review describes the song "Kegrah the Dragon Killer" as the album's "chugging, Tolkien-core centerpiece." Pause and really savor that for a moment.

  4. It also notes that "the liner notes include lyrics written in runes."

  5. Need I go on?

2 Comments:

At 8:59 PM, Blogger B.A. Slattery said...

I'm so confused. Why Ben why? Why are albums such as this made? And why don't I have a six foot cock with a fourteen-inch ring jammed through it?

Is this really an album or a cruel joke on nerds?

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger Shamus said...

Ever hear of Spinal Tap? Clearly this is a joke band check the band buying comic books in cowls at http://www.wormwoodfilms.com/movies/goblin_cock_2.mpg

 

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