Do it!
You readers of the WCS (all three of you remaining) are witty-ass people; now let your voices be heard. The makers of Snakes on a Plane have been listening to the interweb buzz surrounding their shitastic new Samuel L. Jackson vehicle and have actually added fanboy-submitted dialogue to the final cut. Head over here and make a contribution and/or vote for a line. My personal favorite: "Motherfucker, I CHECKED the 'NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES' box when I BOUGHT these mothefuckin' TICKETS to be on this MOTHEFUCKIN' PLANE WITH ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON IT!"
posted by Ben @ 10:46 AM
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My favorite: "This some ELABORATE shit!"
Every time I think about it, I crack up. I'm laughing right now ... in Internet Lingo, I'd be "LOL."
Feel so dirty writing LOL....
I didn't think I'd get caught up in the hype behind Snakes on a Plane but here I am, hyped and buzzed to the max, waiting eagerly for Samuel L. Jackson to put that last nail in his coffin of crappiness by crap-o-fying a crappy film and gaining legendary crap status for doing so.
We miss you, Ben.
Write more.
No we don't.
Every day for the last month I've come to this blog in search of passion, erudition and peals of erotic laughter. Instead I get Keenan or Kel fondling a snake. A whole month, Ben. Don't make me rage against the machine.
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