Go away.

Woody Allen in The Guardian:: "In the United States things have changed a lot, and it's hard to make good small films now."

That's right Woody. It must be awfully hard to make a good small film in the US right now considering that you are a washed up, uninspired, cranky old fuck. Jesus, what is this self-pitying Norma Desmond shit? Shut the fuck up and go play house with your wife/daughter.

(Sorry for the juvenile rant, but nothing bothers me more than Woody's increasingly pathetic pity-parties.)