A real conversation that I had.
Me: I can't believe they're making a sequel to The Transporter.
Other: Is it going to star the same guy or are they getting a new Transporter?
Me: They're getting a new Transporter.
Other: Who?
Me: Melissa Ethridge.
Other: Seriously? (He then realizes he's retarded. I laugh.)
And scene.
posted by Ben @ 1:19 PM
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3 Comments:
Way to blow your cover, Other.
Is Melissa Ethridge dead yet?
No way, dude. 'Lissa's totally beating breast cancer and then going to work on her lesbo-mom-sitcom. Come to my window.
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