Friday, January 07, 2005

A real conversation that I had.

Me: I can't believe they're making a sequel to The Transporter.
Other: Is it going to star the same guy or are they getting a new Transporter?
Me: They're getting a new Transporter.
Other: Who?
Me: Melissa Ethridge.
Other: Seriously? (He then realizes he's retarded. I laugh.)
And scene.

4 Comments:

At 2:04 PM, Blogger Tim said...

In my defense, it would only serve to improve the film's prospects if the producers of The Transporter 2 came to Melissa's window and offered her the role. That said, I am a half asleep retard after 9 p.m. on many a weekday.

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Way to blow your cover, Other.

 
At 2:29 AM, Blogger Joshua said...

Is Melissa Ethridge dead yet?

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger Ben said...

No way, dude. 'Lissa's totally beating breast cancer and then going to work on her lesbo-mom-sitcom. Come to my window.

 

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