Tough ain't enough, girlie.

Monstrous meta-moment of the day: it was revealed that this Defamer piece was on Paris Hilton's hacked cell phone thingie. I know, I know: blah blah who cares? Well, I do, for this lovely moment:

[Paris and Lindsey Lohan are in a T-Mobile store replacing their stolen Sidekicks (that's that whole meta-part-thing in case you were trying to keep track). A lot of stalkerazzi are snapping away outside.] One of the clerks asked Paris why she’s constantly followed by the stalkerazzi when Academy Award winner Hilary Swank was in the store the other day and nobody cared. Paris said it’s because “Hilary is ugly."

Why does she amuse me so?