All he wins is a doll?

C'mon, some dude wins the contest to name Ann Coulter's next book (the winning submission: Roosevelt: Wheelchair-Riding, America-Hating Terrorist) and all he gets is a Talking Ann Coulter doll? Weak. At the very least, he should win a date with Ann (Cocaine and Tic-Tac dinner included).

An admission: I laughed at some of the titles that Ann wrote and rejected. Among them: Their Eyes Were Watching God and Banning Him From Public Schools and He's Just Not That Into Jews: The George Soros Story. Oh Ann, ever the temperate and rational polemicist.