Wednesday, March 02, 2005

All he wins is a doll?

C'mon, some dude wins the contest to name Ann Coulter's next book (the winning submission: Roosevelt: Wheelchair-Riding, America-Hating Terrorist) and all he gets is a Talking Ann Coulter doll? Weak. At the very least, he should win a date with Ann (Cocaine and Tic-Tac dinner included).

An admission: I laughed at some of the titles that Ann wrote and rejected. Among them: Their Eyes Were Watching God and Banning Him From Public Schools and He's Just Not That Into Jews: The George Soros Story. Oh Ann, ever the temperate and rational polemicist.


At 11:27 PM, Blogger Joshua said...

I like, "Well, at least now they're trying to be funny, a welcome change from all the vomiting and fainting after the election season."

Vomiting and fainting actually sounds like a wild night at the McCarthy Tomb with Ann, if you ask me.


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