Thursday, March 24, 2005

Fire, brimstone, etc.

Animated Hell:
"Hilary and Haylie Duff seem to be inseparable these days — the celeb sisters are teaming up once again, this time to lend their voices to an upcoming animated film called Foodfight! The movie takes place in a grocery store, which comes to life after hours and features such characters as Mr. Clean, Charlie the Tuna and Twinkie the Kid dominating the action. There's no word yet on which characters the Duff sisters will play. Foodfight! — which will be in 3-D — is due out in the fall of 2006."

Now, it's bad enough that the twin demon spawn are making another movie together. Worse yet, it's going to co-star a bunch of 3-D animated product placements. But what really pushes me over the edge is that fucking exclamation point in the title.
Can't wait for the soundtrack.
(You know what I really can't wait for? When Haylie Duff finds L. Ron Hubbard and gets Hilary involved in Scientology and they start making movies about ridding the world of body thetans. I will pay $10 for that.)


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