Kim Jong-Il: cinéaste.

What I got out of this article:

1. Kim Jong-Il has probably/maybe seen his marionette incarnation.

2. He owns (and has hopefully viewed) Friday the 13th, Part IV: The Final Chapter. I hope he realizes this is--to quote someone else--the fillet of the series. Crispin Glover and Corey Haim together, in one slasher film? You're just not going to get much better than that.

3. I need to get my hands on an English translation of On the Theory of Cinema Arts.