If I'm reallyreally good, can I get it?

Feast your eyes on this one (and, no, I am not making it up):

Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed

BOOK DESCRIPTION:
This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

For my birthday? Please? Please?
(Via Bookslut.)