Lechaim.

This post was supposed to be an ironic one about young Amber Ridgner's bat mitzvah. Upon further reflection, I think this post would be better used to spread the word that Ja Rule's name is actually an acronym. Did you know that? I didn't. Apparently it stands for Jeffery Atkins Represents Unconditional Love Exists.
I'm not quite sure I understand it either, but now you know.

Anyway, lechaim, Amber. Lechaim.