Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Fug yeah.

A suggestion: stop what you're doing and remind yourself that the Ladies Fug serve up the best snark on the ITs.

While not overtly snarked-out, this seemed especially dead-on:

"Maybe Meryl [Streep] is going to take Lindsay under her wing and whip La Lohan into shape. Wouldn't that be an exciting development? I feel like Meryl wouldn't let Lindsay run all over town drinking and sleeping with inappropriately old men and accidentally running things over with her car. Meryl would have Lindsay studying, like, Strindberg, and practicing accents alone in her room until late in the night. And then Lindsay would start crying and call her and be like, 'Meryl, this is so hard,' and Meryl would be all kind, but very firm, like, 'I don't want to hear your whining, Lindsay,' and then Lindsay could realize her full potential and I wouldn't have to apologize for liking her anymore."


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