A productive Friday morning at work.

Reprinted from an earlier IM conversation:

Me: Drudge just can't wait for Sharon to kick it. Sigh.

Morgan: I think someone should make a buddy comedy wherein he and Arafat are assigned to be roommates in Heaven/Hell/The Afterlife. You know, once he's dead.

Me: man, that sounds like some Benigni stizz.

Morgan: OH GOOD CALL! Then, in Act III, when they finally learn to like one another, they can come back to earth to broker true peace. They can be roommates in LIMBO!

Me: ha

Morgan: And the only way they can get assigned to singles in HEAVEN is to:
1. Become friends.
2. Broker Mideast peace.
Starring Danny Glover as Arafat.
And Willem Dafoe as Sharon.
It'll be based on THE ODD COUPLE.
Glover/Arafat is Matthaeu.
And Dafoe/Sharon is Lemon.
Sharon gets to limbo and Arafat has made a mess of the place and is all, "ARIEL! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!"
And Sharon is having none of it.

Me: I might have to blog this.